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Friday, 05 December 2008

  • moving on up!

    I bought a website! Google doesn't know about it yet so if you use google reader it might be a bit more complicated to find but here is the url:

    http://bethysmalls.com

    ta-da!

    there is a tool on GR that allows you to find blogs via their publishing site. If you click on "Browse for stuff" you'll see a drop down menu at the bottom right corner. It's a wordpress blog so you can put in my username (bethysmalls) and then select wordpress from the menu. This is all super frustrating since i went to the trouble of buying a domain name and all that mess, but let's not split hairs. I'm moving up! there are a couple of posts to get you started on your lifelong obsession with all the things I think about.

    Thanks for your support!
    xoxo

Friday, 21 November 2008

  • nervous?

    People have been asking me this week, "Are you nervous?" or, "Are you starting to freak out yet?" and actually, the answer is, "No, and I'm as shocked as you are." Let me explain the crazy for you.

    I am ridiculously impatient. It's one of my less attractive qualities. The way I cope with this annoying quirk of mine is denial and I have gotten quite good at it. For example, I have failed to actually let the fact that in approximately 1 month, I'll be having a baby. In my head, I am just pregnant forever. This is and will be my perpetual state. You can't be impatient if there is nothing to anticipate. And, therefore, no need to freak about the nursery not being painted or the crib not assembled or the impending pain and, you know, labor.

    To add another layer of nutso to this psycho onion, I think because I was so sure that getting pregnant would be much, MUCH more difficult than it obviously was (um, wedding night baby, anyone?) I still haven't accepted the fact that this IS GOING TO HAPPEN. I'll leave it at that to avoid being morbid and all dramatic.

    Lastly, lots and lots of sources say that 1st babies are rarely born before their due date and the pessimist in me just knows this baby is going to take its sweet fricken time to head down to birthday town.

    In GOOD news, at my appointment today the doc says the baby is in fact head down (knock wood). In not so good news, I gained A LOT of weight since my last visit that was only *cough* two weeks ago. What can we do, right? Oh, yes, we can stop stuffing our bodies with food that has no way of possibly fitting into it comfortably.
    I always forget that's an option.



Friday, 14 November 2008

  • Currently
    The Happiest Baby on the Block: The New Way to Calm Crying and Help Your Newborn Baby Sleep Longer
    By Harvey Karp
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    NaBloPoMo

    In honor of National Blog Posting Month, I've posted exactly 1 time on this blog. This blog that I've been trying to post on at least once a week. This blog that is supposed to awaken my creative talents and turn me into a savvy writer. This blog that has, perhaps, a dozen readers world wide. Yes, I am all kinds of smart.

    So I think I may have teased a little story I wanted to share about how I KNEW the Phillies were going to win the World Series this year, and NOW, faithful readers, is the day  you get to know "how she knew?!"

    Some people speculate that there was a curse put upon the city. A curse by one Ghost of William Penn wherein he was so upset that the city of brotherly love would build a structure higher than the statue of his likeness that he would, from heaven I guess, make it impossible for the sports in this city to win a championship (lame ass sports not included). Well this year the Philadelphia Cable Racket built a structure to outshine them all! A huge towering... tower and on the top a teeny tiny replica of the William Penn statue atop City Hall. That has nothing to do with it.

    Some also speculate that there is some significance to the numbers 80 and 08. I'm a huge fan of palindromes and also a huge fan of finding numerical patterns and whatnot and that part of the story even has a roll to play in my theory but it is incomplete if we stop at just the 0's and the 8's.

    The last time the Phillies won the world series, my lovely mother was pregnant with me. I was born 12/04/80. My husband was born on 2/21/83, BEFORE the Phillies next trip to the Fall Classic. Our child is due 12/20/08. Only the shadows know when this baby will make it's entrance into the world so we don't know yet if the dates have anything to do with it. I also don't know what significance this particular happenstance has on future Phillies seasons. I'm hopeful that there was some jinx broken by the conception of this child and that I won't have to have a baby every December in order to keep the streak alive. The potential origins of the aforementioned jinx are too complicated and personal for me to address on the web but rest assured, when we made this baby, I had no intention of doing so for the sake of Philadelphia sports (you'd have to ask Hoagey about his reasons but I'm pretty sure we both had no idea this would happen).

    So, in closing, you can oooh and ahh all you want about Tug McGraw's 45 and Brad Lidge's 54 and the 100 season drought but the answer to the Phillies World Series Mystery Jinx lies in my offspring. You thought I was going to say uterus, didn't you? Well, I was.


Tuesday, 04 November 2008

  • so many things to write about, where have I been?

    I'd been watching the Playoffs. Too nervous to post anything about it because of my intensely exaggerated fear of jinxes, I waited. But then we had a super awesome playoffs! And a super awesome World Effing Series! After all of that we had a super crazy awesome Parade! And then Hoagey and I got new floors! And there was progress made on the nursery! And yesterday? Well yesterday I schlepped my pregnant behind all over Philadelphia, went to a baby care class with Hoagey and then had the 1st of three Babymoon dinners out at the Melting Pot. And today I'm freaking exhausted. I woke up early to take Hoagey to the polling place before he had to leave for work and helped him vote for the first time ever! That's love, folks. And then I came into work and felt brain dead all day. Until just a few minutes ago that is.

    I just got into a discussion with a coworker about elections. It was, indeed heated but I don't think anything nasty was said. Let's call this person Chris. Chris will remain genderless and will only go by Chris. Chris and I did not heatedly discuss the election because Chris is on one side of the isle and I find myself on the other. We had a little debate about whether voting for a 3rd party candidate is a waste of a vote. Chris feels like it isn't and I feel like it is. I have voted for a 3rd party candidate in the past and while I don't believe it contributed to the outcome of the election or forced one candidate to lose, I do believe that enough people THINK it influenced the outcome of the election that such a party will never have enough support in an election to qualify for public money. I asked Chris if Chris had any preference one way or another for either of the major party candidates and Chris said no. When pressed, Chris expressed a favorable view for one of them on 3 separate issues but could not off the top of Chris' head think of one for the other guy. When I pulled up the issues on CNN and read them to Chris, Chris declined further discussion to avoid an argument and claimed I was attacking Chris' point of view because I said Chris vote didn't make a difference. Chris went on to say that Chris didn't know where the candidates stood on many of the issues I listed. This frustrated me further because it would be MONUMENTALLY easy for Chris to do so. This link, right HERE lists all the major issues and describes how each of the 2 big guys feels about said issue. I'm sure there is a list like this on many news sites but CNN is my standby. So yeah, at the end of the 'discussion,' I wanted to attack and say, "That is your own stupid fault for not finding out and if you can't defend your choice without feeling attacked and defensive than you shouldn't have said anything in the first place." But instead I went to the bathroom and came back saying, "Rain is bad for election day!" and pretended that nothing had happened.

    I would have been less angry if Chris had voted for the guy on the other side of the isle. Having an opinion that you base on how you feel is one thing. Having an opinion based on absolutely nothing is a waste of the democratic process. Let's just have fish swim in a tank with the names of all the candidates on the bottom and at a certain time, take a picture and whoever has more fish above their name, wins! It makes just as much sense.

    To quote a wise man:
    "Pick a side. We're at war."

    At least I feel awake now! And I can go watch the results! Woop! Thanks, Chris for being a total tool.


Wednesday, 22 October 2008

  • WTF is wrong with you?!

    This past weekend was fall break and most of the athletes at SJU were off until today. I spent the weekend having a less than stellar trip to Florida for my cousin's wedding. My grampa fell and hit his head the day we arrived and was in the hospital the whole time we were there. It was very upsetting and very stressful and I no doubt ate more than I should have. My grampa is doing much better and has been moved to a rehab facility and while this should be the point of this post, it's not.

    Today, no less than 6 people have made comments indicating that I look MUCH bigger than they remember. Only one of them did so with any sort of tact. His wife delivered 5 children, go figure. The next person to look at me and say "WHOA!" or "LOOK HOW BIG YOU GOT" will be rewarded with a forearm to the face. And then I'll kick them while they're down.

    I think the expression, "you're glowing!" must have been coined as a way to avoid saying, "holy crap, you're huge!" Not that my skin isn't fantastically smooth, soft and for some reason a little darker, but i don't see how anyone could know most of that without touching my face. Anyway, could we all just be a little more sensitive to the pregnant lady's feelings? I'm already extra emotional without people pointing out that I also currently possess the ability to eclipse the sun. And add on the fear that I'm going to produce a 10 lbs baby and it's just a recipie for a lot of crying and potentially more food being shoved into my face!

    I'd post a picture but I don't know if it would fit on this very small screen.

    go phils.

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